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Sorry, wit, humor and sarcasm are wasted on the stupid. If you don't get it, don't ask. It makes you look even more stupid and annoys everyone else.
The sad part is that there are so few who actually do have a useful brain in their skull. If you want to see how stupid our society really is, watch television, especially daytime TV. Damn, when did we go from an agrarian society to trailer trash? Case in point:
Man 22 arrested and charged with incest after his sister complained that her mother aged 43 insisted the girl call her half-brother "Daddy".
Someone, please push the button...
<-- 6:10 PM MT -->
Just so there is no more confusion, the post below by Kurtz25 entitled: "Social Inequality" is (and I will say this one last time)
TOTAL SARCASM
Please stop emailing me and complaining. There is a reason he put the definition of Satire at the top. :)
<-- 12:04 AM MT -->
sat|ire n. ... 2 the use of ridicule, sarcasm, irony, etc. to expose, attack, or deride vices, follies, etc.
KURTZ'S TAKE ON THE PROBLEMS OF SOCIAL EQUALITY:
After a lot of thought, I have come to believe that all current social equality dilemmas stem from a single common source: Stupid People.
Take the racism issue, for instance. Seemingly, a huge number of whites believe blacks to be dimwitted good-for-nothings simply because they are black. This, as I think we can all agree, is preposterous. These people aren’t stupid because they’re black; they’re black because they’re stupid.
Everyone knows that pristine snowy-white skin takes precedence in American society, so if someone is dumb enough to be black in spite of that, I’d say it’s their own damned fault. Why should the people who were bright enough to choose the winning team bend over backwards to help the ones who didn’t? They deserve a life of despair and servitude for that dumbass mistake.
The same goes for the chicks. I mean come on! If they didn’t want to be used as sex toys by men and cook brownies, they should’ve grown penises! For Chrissakes! All this “glass ceiling,” “why can’t I fly a fighter jet,” “how come ‘7 of 9’s’ uniform’s so tight” bullshit is ridiculous. The reason, dearie, is that you’re such a fucking ditz that you let yourself get stuck with a twat. If you’d been paying attention like those of us with cocks between our legs, you wouldn’t be in this mess. You’d be a CEO bombing the shit out of all those foreigners and boning that Star Trek bitch on the side. Sorry, sister. No pity here.
And don’t even get me started on the handicapped fucks. Take this Stephen Hawking idiot. I don’t know about you, but I’ll be goddamned before I’m gonna let some guy who’s such a fucking retard he doesn’t even know he’s supposed to use those legs for walking tell me what the fucking universe is made of. And what the hell is up with handicapped parking? It’s no wonder the damn things are always empty. As if someone who’s so stupid they can’t even hear is smart enough to find Best Buy!
All this equality nonsense could be laid to rest if the people of America would just stop being so damn stupid and stop insisting on being anything but white males like the rest of us. Until then, however, I say we let the dipshits live with their own dumbass mistakes.
Sorry, wit, humor and sarcasm are wasted on the stupid. If you don't get it, don't ask. It makes you look even more stupid and annoys everyone else.
The sad part is that there are so few who actually do have a useful brain in their skull. If you want to see how stupid our society really is, watch television, especially daytime TV. Damn, when did we go from an agrarian society to trailer trash? Case in point:
Man 22 arrested and charged with incest after his sister complained that her mother aged 43 insisted the girl call her half-brother "Daddy".
Someone, please push the button...
<-- 6:10 PM MT -->
Just so there is no more confusion, the post below by Kurtz25 entitled: "Social Inequality" is (and I will say this one last time)
TOTAL SARCASM
Please stop emailing me and complaining. There is a reason he put the definition of Satire at the top. :)
<-- 12:04 AM MT -->
sat|ire n. ... 2 the use of ridicule, sarcasm, irony, etc. to expose, attack, or deride vices, follies, etc.
KURTZ'S TAKE ON THE PROBLEMS OF SOCIAL EQUALITY:
After a lot of thought, I have come to believe that all current social equality dilemmas stem from a single common source: Stupid People.
Take the racism issue, for instance. Seemingly, a huge number of whites believe blacks to be dimwitted good-for-nothings simply because they are black. This, as I think we can all agree, is preposterous. These people aren’t stupid because they’re black; they’re black because they’re stupid.
Everyone knows that pristine snowy-white skin takes precedence in American society, so if someone is dumb enough to be black in spite of that, I’d say it’s their own damned fault. Why should the people who were bright enough to choose the winning team bend over backwards to help the ones who didn’t? They deserve a life of despair and servitude for that dumbass mistake.
The same goes for the chicks. I mean come on! If they didn’t want to be used as sex toys by men and cook brownies, they should’ve grown penises! For Chrissakes! All this “glass ceiling,” “why can’t I fly a fighter jet,” “how come ‘7 of 9’s’ uniform’s so tight” bullshit is ridiculous. The reason, dearie, is that you’re such a fucking ditz that you let yourself get stuck with a twat. If you’d been paying attention like those of us with cocks between our legs, you wouldn’t be in this mess. You’d be a CEO bombing the shit out of all those foreigners and boning that Star Trek bitch on the side. Sorry, sister. No pity here.
And don’t even get me started on the handicapped fucks. Take this Stephen Hawking idiot. I don’t know about you, but I’ll be goddamned before I’m gonna let some guy who’s such a fucking retard he doesn’t even know he’s supposed to use those legs for walking tell me what the fucking universe is made of. And what the hell is up with handicapped parking? It’s no wonder the damn things are always empty. As if someone who’s so stupid they can’t even hear is smart enough to find Best Buy!
All this equality nonsense could be laid to rest if the people of America would just stop being so damn stupid and stop insisting on being anything but white males like the rest of us. Until then, however, I say we let the dipshits live with their own dumbass mistakes.
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