The Lycos 50 Daily Report with Aaron Schatz is a listing of the 50 most looked for trems on the web. We were looking at it for some reason yesterday and it gave me an idea. So I give to you, all 50 most searched for terms from today, arranged (in order) into a logical story:
The other day I was using Morpheus to look for a song I heard while watching the Olympics. Of course, I would only switch away from Dragonball to check on the progress of Apolo Anton Ohno.
Meanwhile I was looking for something to do with the check I was expecting from the IRS. Of course there would be no way I would spend a dime of it on Britney Spears. I was thinking more along the lines of getting some tattoos. I know a lot of people use their taxes to gamble in Las Vegas, but that just isn't my idea of a good time. I also wouldn't be surprised if a lot of people blow their money on Anna Kournikova stuff. These are the same kind of people who plaster their car with NASCAR stickers.
I'm suprised that in all of the Chu Mei-Feng Taiwan sex scandal news, no one has thought of how bad it is over here too. I mean, just how skanky does Pamela Anderson have to get before people start to notice? I dread the future if she is a household name as big as Dr. Seuss. It's just sad that some people have to be more plastic then real to feel good about themselves. Already there is a niche of people who prefer to look at women more fake then something you would see in that Final Fantasy movie. It does nothing to help that the Grammy Awards glorify stuff like that so much.
I used to know a guy who would spend all day smoking Marijuana while searching KaZaA for WWF clips. We all thought he was a complete retard. I mean come on, just how trash do you have to be to glorify fake "wrasslin'" and still try and call it a professional sport? I mean, at least the NFL doesn't fake the whole thing. The only way you could get me to actually watch crap like that is if they all came out in prom dresses and started making fun of the crowd. Better yet, they could also come out, each with the bible, and start to point out the errors and contradictions in it. I would watch that just to see people like Oprah Winfrey go nuts complaining about it.
That makes me think about that stupid Survivor show. I don't watch it, but it is kind of hard to live in this world without hearing about it every so often. I might actually watch it if the money prize went to something meaningful. The student aid program FAFSA would be a good one. Or better yet, the money would go to help people who are fighting with problem in their lives like homelessness or anorexia. But in the end it goes to some crappy people who idolize idiots like Jennifer Lopez because she likes to appear in public wearing some crap that leaves nothing to the immagination.
I don't know how to get Harry Potter into this, so I will do it the cheap way like this. There, that is done.
How did Daniel Pearl achieve martyrdom just by being a zealous reporter who broke the rules? She was in a war zone and outside of the protection of the military. Too bad it was some stupid reporter and not someone even worse like R. Kelly. It would be cool if we could have something like World War II but that only involved all the annoying people in the world. Let them all kill themselves. Meanwhile the rest of us will be distracted with baseball and the controversy of cloning.
I'm happy that Lord of the Rings is still more popular then the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, but it sucks that it is even on this list at all. I would rather go see Linkin Park in New York City then an NBA game.
Ok, this is boring now, and it is taking me all day. So whatever. I have no comment on the following: skateboarding, Martin Luther King, resident evil, Enron, geek mythology, Shakespheare, Michelle Kwan, love poems, Shakira, Pokemon, NCAA Basketball, and Sarah Hughes!
Google is going to go nuts with this post.
The other day I was using Morpheus to look for a song I heard while watching the Olympics. Of course, I would only switch away from Dragonball to check on the progress of Apolo Anton Ohno.
Meanwhile I was looking for something to do with the check I was expecting from the IRS. Of course there would be no way I would spend a dime of it on Britney Spears. I was thinking more along the lines of getting some tattoos. I know a lot of people use their taxes to gamble in Las Vegas, but that just isn't my idea of a good time. I also wouldn't be surprised if a lot of people blow their money on Anna Kournikova stuff. These are the same kind of people who plaster their car with NASCAR stickers.
I'm suprised that in all of the Chu Mei-Feng Taiwan sex scandal news, no one has thought of how bad it is over here too. I mean, just how skanky does Pamela Anderson have to get before people start to notice? I dread the future if she is a household name as big as Dr. Seuss. It's just sad that some people have to be more plastic then real to feel good about themselves. Already there is a niche of people who prefer to look at women more fake then something you would see in that Final Fantasy movie. It does nothing to help that the Grammy Awards glorify stuff like that so much.
I used to know a guy who would spend all day smoking Marijuana while searching KaZaA for WWF clips. We all thought he was a complete retard. I mean come on, just how trash do you have to be to glorify fake "wrasslin'" and still try and call it a professional sport? I mean, at least the NFL doesn't fake the whole thing. The only way you could get me to actually watch crap like that is if they all came out in prom dresses and started making fun of the crowd. Better yet, they could also come out, each with the bible, and start to point out the errors and contradictions in it. I would watch that just to see people like Oprah Winfrey go nuts complaining about it.
That makes me think about that stupid Survivor show. I don't watch it, but it is kind of hard to live in this world without hearing about it every so often. I might actually watch it if the money prize went to something meaningful. The student aid program FAFSA would be a good one. Or better yet, the money would go to help people who are fighting with problem in their lives like homelessness or anorexia. But in the end it goes to some crappy people who idolize idiots like Jennifer Lopez because she likes to appear in public wearing some crap that leaves nothing to the immagination.
I don't know how to get Harry Potter into this, so I will do it the cheap way like this. There, that is done.
How did Daniel Pearl achieve martyrdom just by being a zealous reporter who broke the rules? She was in a war zone and outside of the protection of the military. Too bad it was some stupid reporter and not someone even worse like R. Kelly. It would be cool if we could have something like World War II but that only involved all the annoying people in the world. Let them all kill themselves. Meanwhile the rest of us will be distracted with baseball and the controversy of cloning.
I'm happy that Lord of the Rings is still more popular then the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, but it sucks that it is even on this list at all. I would rather go see Linkin Park in New York City then an NBA game.
Ok, this is boring now, and it is taking me all day. So whatever. I have no comment on the following: skateboarding, Martin Luther King, resident evil, Enron, geek mythology, Shakespheare, Michelle Kwan, love poems, Shakira, Pokemon, NCAA Basketball, and Sarah Hughes!
Google is going to go nuts with this post.
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